Hello i'm Eeyore Donkey! WOOO!! WOOO!!
HeeHawDonkey
Red Wing, Minnesota | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Gray
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Belly Button
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Bird, Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Part-time
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Bull Milker!
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Dark, Reserved, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Playing Dress-up, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Trying out your animals because mine are full!
I've Always Wanted To Try
A beaver with no gloves on, and mounting a 2 legged sheep with velcro on my navel from behind. *sighs*
My Friends Describe Me As Being
A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
LDS
I Attend Services
Every Day
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
Become a leader (If my tongue can hold out) in my church of LDR (Lickin' Donkey SACKrificers)
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Romance
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Country, Folk, Gospel, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read
Erotica, Fantasy, Nature, Poetry, Romance, Reference
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Money, Oddities, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
Usually the azz of a 4 legged animal but on humans would have to be someone AT LEAST 350 lbs that can make a great cow call for me when my voice runs out!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed